Kept having my Amazon packages stolen off my porch ordered a security cam to deter/catch the culprit
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What's Irish and sits on the porch?.
What's Irish and sits on the porch?.
Paddy O'furniture(Shanelessly stolen off a sign in College Station, TX)
Read MoreBoy and a farmer.
Boy and a farmer.
One day, as a farmer sat on his porch, a young boy walked down the dirt road carrying a 2 gallon pale. The boy approached the farmer and said, I passed your field the other day and saw some milk weed out there, do you mind if I fill my pale? The farmer chuckled and agreed. After a while, the boy cam... read more
Read MoreA crane called into customer care.
A crane called into customer care.
Customer care: Hello this is Amazon Customer care service. My name is Sophie. How may I help you?Crane: I would like to know the status of my order of two big fishing poles.Sophie: Please hold on sir....can you give me the package no?Crane: 4201001666, by the way I like your ... read more
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