Kept having my Amazon packages stolen off my porch ordered a security cam to deter/catch the culprit

Kept having my Amazon packages stolen off my porch ordered a security cam to deter/catch the culprit.

That package was stolen too.

I had to report my stolen amazon package.

The police are still looking for a prime suspect

I hope Amazon's drone uses better technology than the military's.

Or kindergartens are going to get a lot of wrongly delivered packages

Gay men would make great Amazon Delivery guys...

They know how to handle large packages have no problems delivering loads in the rear

What's Irish and sits on the porch?.

Paddy O'furniture(Shanelessly stolen off a sign in College Station, TX)

Boy and a farmer.

One day, as a farmer sat on his porch, a young boy walked down the dirt road carrying a 2 gallon pale. The boy approached the farmer and said, I passed your field the other day and saw some milk weed out there, do you mind if I fill my pale? The farmer chuckled and agreed. After a while, the boy cam... read more

A crane called into customer care.

Customer care: Hello this is Amazon Customer care service. My name is Sophie. How may I help you?Crane: I would like to know the status of my order of two big fishing poles.Sophie: Please hold on sir....can you give me the package no?Crane: 4201001666, by the way I like your ... read more