A couple of years ago

A couple of years ago.

one night I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the porch out of nowhere, tripped ,fell over and broke a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now I don't know Joseph that well, don't even remember where he was from if I'm honest, but lets say I pu... read more

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