How do you steal a porch?

How do you steal a porch?.

You just take it step by step

How do you steal a staircase?.

You take it step by step.

To whoever keeps stealing the stairs to my front porch:.

I will find you; steps are being taken. If you ever show up here again, you will get such a railing.

What's the secret to building a staircase?.

Just take it step-by-step

It's actually really dangerous to steal kitchen utensils from bakeries.

But you just have to be willing to take the whisk

How do you fit an elephant in the fridge in three simple steps?.

* How do you fit an entire elephant in the refrigerator in three simple steps?* *How?** You open the door, you stick the elephant in, and you close the door* How do you fit a giraffe in the refrigerator in four easy steps?* *How?** You open the door, you take the elep... read more

How to make a girl furious in 2 steps...

Step 1, take a picture of her

Step 2, don't show it to her