Grandpa was sitting on the porch..

Grandpa was sitting on the porch...

...when he saw little Timmy jamming the earthworm back to its hole.Grandpa: Silly Timmy, you cant put that worm back inside son.Timmy: Bet you $50 i can grandpa.Grandpa: Sure, its a deal!So little Timmy gets hairspray from the house and sprayed it all over the worm, the worm stif... read more

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Grandpa was sitting on the porch...

Grandpa was sitting on the porch...

...when he saw little Timmy jamming the earthworm back to its hole.

Grandpa: Silly Timmy, you cant put that worm back inside son.

Timmy: Bet you $50 i can grandpa.

Grandpa: Sure, its a deal!

So little Timmy gets hairspray from the house and sprayed it all over the worm, the worm stiffened like a stick and Timmy was able to put it back inside its hole. Grandpa, looking amazed, gives Timmy the $50, grabs the hairspray and went inside the house.

15 minutes later Grandpa came back with another $50 and gave it to Timmy

Timmy: Grandpa, you already gave me $50.

Grandpa: Oh, this one is from your grandma.

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A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves.

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves.

The boy sees a worm trying to crawl into an anthill. "I bet fifty bucks that I can get that worm into that anthill!" says the boy. "Your on," says the grandfather. "That worm is too wiggly." The boy runs into the house, comes back with a can of hairspray, and sprays it on the worm until the ... read more

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Grandpa was sitting on the porch...

Grandpa was sitting on the porch...

fened like a stick and Timmy was able to put it back inside its hole. Grandpa, looking amazed, gives Timmy the $50, grabs the hairspray and went inside the house.

15 minutes later Grandpa came back with another $50 and gave it to Timmy

Timmy: Grandpa, you already gave me $50.

Grandpa: Oh, this one is from your grandma.

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Little Timmy.

Little Timmy.

Grandpa watched Timmy pull a worm out of the ground and told him that if he could put it back in he would give him 10 bucks. Timmy left for a bit and said "Ok Grandpa, watch this". Timmy then pushed the worm right back down the hole it came out from. Grandpa got out the 10 bucks and gave it to Timmy. Timmy said "Grandpa, I cant keep this because I cheated. I sprayed the worm with hair spray. That's why I was able to do that." Grandpa said "No, you keep it." The next morning at breakfast Grandpa walked to Timmy and gave him another 10 bucks. Timmy said "No Grandpa. You already paid me." Grandpa replied "That money was from Grandma."

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A little boy is sitting on a porch with his grandpa, watching a worm in the dirt.

A little boy is sitting on a porch with his grandpa, watching a worm in the dirt.

br>The grandfather agrees, and the boy runs into the house, returning with a can of hairspray. He then stretches the worm out, sprays it with the hairspray to make it stiff, and easily slides it into the tiny hole.

"Well I'll be..." The grandpa says as he hands the boy $5, then walks into the house.

A while later he returns, and hands the boy $5.

"Grandpa, you already paid me the $5..."

The grandpa smiles wide, "yeah, that $5 is from Grandma!".

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Worms in the hole

Worms in the hole.

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."

The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. The boy then proceeds to put the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house.

Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars." The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your Grandma."

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