An old married could sitting on their rocking chairs out on the porch watching the sunset..

An old married could sitting on their rocking chairs out on the porch watching the sunset...

Rocking away enjoying the sunset, when the woman takes her cane and suddenly smacks the old man on the leg."Hey... what was that for?" he protests"For 60 years of bad sex!" she says.They go back to rocking.A few moments later he takes his cane and smacks her on the le... read more

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An old married could sitting on their rocking chairs out on the porch watching the sunset...

An old married could sitting on their rocking chairs out on the porch watching the sunset...

Rocking away enjoying the sunset, when the woman takes her cane and suddenly smacks the old man on the leg.

"Hey... what was that for?" he protests

"For 60 years of bad sex!" she says.

They go back to rocking.

A few moments later he takes his cane and smacks her on the leg.

"Hey... what was that for?" she cries.

"That's for knowing the difference!"

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An elderly couple are rocking on their front porch. NSFW

An elderly couple are rocking on their front porch. NSFW.

All of a sudden the old lady reaches over and smacks the old man right out of his rocking chair.The old man slowly gets up gets back in his rocking chair, after rocking a few minutes more he turns the old woman and asks "What was that for?""For having such a small pecker all these years!" sh... read more

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If a Christian rock band had a Gibson, they could be called "The Five Gospels, Les Paul."

If a Christian rock band had a Gibson, they could be called "The Five Gospels, Les Paul.".

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A little old couple are sitting on their porch side by side in rocking chairs.

A little old couple are sitting on their porch side by side in rocking chairs.

Out of nowhere, the little old woman reaches over and smacks her husband across the face.He looks at her in shock and goes, "What the hell was that for?!""That's for having a tiny dick to pleasure me with for the past 60 years!"They go back to rocking back and forth in their ... read more

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3 men died and were taken to God....

3 men died and were taken to God....

as changed into an eagle and soared off into the sunset.

The second man ran to the edge of the cliff, jumped into the air and shouted "I want to be an owl." Instantly he was changed into an owl and soared of into the sunset.

The third man ran towards the edge of the cliff, tripped on a rock and shout " Oh, sh*t"....

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A very old man, who barely sticks with a cane, goes into a pharmacy store...

A very old man, who barely sticks with a cane, goes into a pharmacy store...

shoes."

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