An old man and his grandson are sitting on the porch

An old man and his grandson are sitting on the porch.

An elderly man and his grandson are sitting outside on the porch. The grandfather pulls out a cigar, lights it, and proceeds to smoke. The grandson looked upon him with curiosity. "Papa, may I have a cigar?" The little boy asked. The old man smirks, "You can, but only if your answer ... read more

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There was an old man on his front porch drinking a glass of whiskey.

There was an old man on his front porch drinking a glass of whiskey.

The man's grandson opened the front door and said "hey grandpa! Can I have some?". "Can your dick touch your asshole?" Asked the man. "No" said the boy. The old man said "well that means you can't have any."The next day, the man was out on his front porch again smoking a Cuban cigar. Out com... read more

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There was this old man.

There was this old man.

Sitting on his porch watching the rain fall pretty hard. Soon the water was coming over the porch and overflowing into the house.The old man was still sitting there when a rescue boat came and the people on board said, "You can't stay here you have to come with us."The old man replie... read more

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An old man is sitting on his porch drinking a beer...

An old man is sitting on his porch drinking a beer...

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Three old men are sitting on a porch relaxing...

Three old men are sitting on a porch relaxing...

with that?

The third old man says, “I don’t wake up until 7:30.”

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A man is walking down the street, when he notices that his grandfather is sitting on the porch in a rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down.

A man is walking down the street, when he notices that his grandfather is sitting on the porch in a rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you doing?" the man exclaims. The old man looks off in the distance and does not answer his grandson. "Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asks again. The old man slyly looks at him and says, "Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This was your Grandma's idea!"

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Taking grandson fishing...

Taking grandson fishing...

it long enough to touch your asshole?"

Grandson: "No sir"

Grandpa: "Well you can't have any of grandpa's beer until your old enough that it will."

A little while later, grandpa takes out a cigar and lights it up.

Grandson: "Grandpa, grandpa, can I taste your cigar?"

Grandpa: "Well, i'll ask you again. If you pull your pecker down is it long enough to touch your asshole?"

Grandson: "No sir"

Grandpa: "Like I said before, you can't have any of grandpa's cigar either until you are old enough that it will."

A few miles later, the grandson reaches in his pocket and pulls out some cookies in a ziplock baggie.

Grandpa: "Hey boy, are those some of your grandma's home baked cookies?"

Grandson: "Yes sir"

Grandpa: "I sure love grandma's cookies, let me have a couple of those, grandpa sure is hungry."

Grandson: "If you pull your pecker down will it touch your asshole?"

Grandpa: "It sure does"

Grandson: "Good, because you can go fuck yourself, these are my cookies."

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