Irish woman and the milkman

Irish woman and the milkman.

Little old Irish woman is sitting on her porch waiting for the milkman. He arrives and drops off her milk. She says “Oh thank you, but for next time could you bring me 500 pints of milk?” “500 pints of milk?!!” the man says, “Whatcha need 500 pints of milk fer?!” The old woman says “... read more

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