Three men are waiting in line at the pearly gates.
bed. Enraged, I search the whole house for the man until I find him hanging off the railing on the porch. We live on the third story of an apartment building, mind you. I was so mad that I went to grab a hammer and proceeded to smash each of his fingers until he fell. He landed on some bushes so I wheeled the fridge over and toppled it over the railing. It landed on him and killed him. I felt so guilty afterwards that I shot myself in the head."
St. Peter said, "Okay, I'll consider your story. Next."
The second man stepped up, "I was practicing my yoga on my fourth story porch, using the railing as support. I slipped over the railing and fell, but luckily, I caught myself on the railing of the floor below. Then some crazy guy started bashing my fingers in and I fell all the way this time. I prayed to god that I would land on something soft, and I landed on some bushes. Then the man threw his fridge over the railing and it landed on me. That is when I died."
St. Peter said, "Okay, I will consider your story. Next."
The third man stepped up and said, "Okay...imagine me naked in a refrigerator..." Read More