In the middle of a summer, Bubba and Billy Ray are fishing in a lake, while a tourist on water skis keeps doing circles around their boat...
do just that - but the startled skier loses control, falls into the water, and goes under.
"Dayum," Bubba says, "we better save his ass 'afore he drowns!"
So the boys dive in, and after a while they manage to pull out one utterly unmoving, pale, limp man. They drag him into their boat, and Billy Ray begins to give him artificial respiration.
"Is he breathin'?" Bubba asks after a while. Billy Ray shakes his head.
"Naw, not yet," he answers, "but God dayum, don't his mouth stink some'n' awful! I can barely stand it!"
"Well, keep goin'," Bubba says, "we need to save'im! He went all the way to the bottom!"
So Billy Ray keeps giving the tourist the kiss of life. A few minutes later, Bubba frowns.
"Say, Billy Ray," he says, "wasn't the guy we scared wearin' them water skis?"
"Sure was," Billy Ray says, "why?"
"'Cuz this guy's wearin' ice skates..." Read More