Bubba was sitting on his porch with his buddies..

Bubba was sitting on his porch with his buddies...

Joe Bob and Billy Ray, drinking Alone Star long necks discussing their wives' intelligence.Joe Bob says, "My wife is so dumb she bought a Hoover vacuum cleaner and we don't even have electricity."After a good laugh, Billy Ray says, "My wife is so dumb she bought a washing machine and... read more

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One day when Bubba and Billy Bob were in the Little Rock Wal-Mart, they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They each bought five tickets at a dollar a pop.The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize. Billy Bob won 1st place - a year's supply of go... read more

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In the middle of a summer, Bubba and Billy Ray are fishing in a lake, while a tourist on water skis keeps doing circles around their boat...

In the middle of a summer, Bubba and Billy Ray are fishing in a lake, while a tourist on water skis keeps doing circles around their boat...

Bubba eyes the tourist, and, after a while, mutters:"That guy sure's scarin' away all them fish with that racket...""Sure is," Billy Ray agrees."Say," Bubba suggests, "why don't we smack an oar next time he passes us, an' splash him?"Billy Ray likes the idea, and they... read more

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Two white guys are lost in a desert.

Two white guys are lost in a desert.

Billy Bob and Bubba are lost in the desert, hungry, thirsty, and tired. They see a bedouin Arab tent up in the distance, and start making their way towards the tent.

Billy Bob says "I ain't gon' say my name is Billy Bob to this A-rab, I'm gonna say Mohammed."

Bubba says "I'm just gonna say Bubba, man."

They reach the tent and, introduce themselves. The Arab welcomes Bubba inside and offers him water and food.

He looks at Billy Bob, and says....

"Ramadan Mubarak."

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Billy Bob and Bubba are walking down a trail when they spot a human head under a bush...

Billy Bob and Bubba are walking down a trail when they spot a human head under a bush...

"Lookit that, Bubba!" Billy Bob says. "Ain't that cousin Jeff?"Bubba picks up the head, raises it to his eyes, squints, then shakes his head."Naw," he says. "Jeff was taller."

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do just that - but the startled skier loses control, falls into the water, and goes under.

"Dayum," Bubba says, "we better save his ass 'afore he drowns!"

So the boys dive in, and after a while they manage to pull out one utterly unmoving, pale, limp man. They drag him into their boat, and Billy Ray begins to give him artificial respiration.

"Is he breathin'?" Bubba asks after a while. Billy Ray shakes his head.

"Naw, not yet," he answers, "but God dayum, don't his mouth stink some'n' awful! I can barely stand it!"

"Well, keep goin'," Bubba says, "we need to save'im! He went all the way to the bottom!"

So Billy Ray keeps giving the tourist the kiss of life. A few minutes later, Bubba frowns.

"Say, Billy Ray," he says, "wasn't the guy we scared wearin' them water skis?"

"Sure was," Billy Ray says, "why?"

"'Cuz this guy's wearin' ice skates..."

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Bubba the Entrepreneur.

Bubba the Entrepreneur.

Bubba and Billy Bob are walking down the street in Atlanta, and they see a sign on a store which reads: “Suits $5.00 each!Shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 each” Bubba says to his pal, “Billy Bob, Look here! We could buy a whole gob of these, take ’em back to Sand Mountain, sell ‘e... read more

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