A elderly couple are sitting on their porch in their rocking chairs, watching the world go by..

A elderly couple are sitting on their porch in their rocking chairs, watching the world go by...

...suddenly the old lady reaches over and smacks her husband upside the head so hard he falls out of his chair onto the porch. He slowly stands back up, rubbing his back. "What the hell was that for?" he asks."For 47 years of terrible sex," comes the answer. The old man stares at his wife fo... read more

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At a nudist colony for intellectuals, two old men are sitting on the porch...

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