Sarah was in the fertilized egg business

Sarah was in the fertilized egg business.

She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters. Each bell had a different ton... read more

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Sarah was in the fertilized egg business.

Sarah was in the fertilized egg business.

e, so she could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now, she could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

Sarah's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen but, this morning she noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When she went to investigate, she saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

To Sarah's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next one. Sarah was so proud of old Butch, she entered him in a show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Peace Prize" they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.

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Fowl humor.

Fowl humor.

lls and attached them to

her roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a

distance which rooster was performing. Now, she could sit on the porch and

fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

Sarah's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen but, this

morning she noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When she went to

investigate, she saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets,

bells-a-ringing, but the pullets hearing the roosters coming, would run for

cover.

To Sarah's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't

ring.     He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next

one.

Sarah was so proud of old Butch, she entered him in a Show and he became an

overnight sensation among the judges.

The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Peace

Prize" they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.

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Butch the Rooster.

Butch the Rooster.

ttached them to her roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now, she could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

Sarah's favourite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen but, this morning she noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When she went to investigate, she saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

To Sarah's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next one.

Sarah was so proud of old Butch, she entered him in a Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Peace Prize" they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.

Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making.

Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?

Vote carefully in the next election. You can't always hear the bells.

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Have you ever wondered what would happen...

Have you ever wondered what would happen...

if a virgin rooster layed a fertilized egg at the top of an infinite staircase?

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Have you ever tried masturbating with a bell attached to your penis?.

Have you ever tried masturbating with a bell attached to your penis?.

I've got to tell you, it's a dick ting.

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Starting a farm.

Starting a farm.

call that?”

The clerk replies, “That’s a pullet.”

The man agrees to buy one.

Finally, he asks for a donkey.

The clerk replies, “We don’t call them donkeys, we call ’em asses, but we only have one left and it’s very temperamental.”

“What’s wrong with it?” asks the man, who is determined to get a donkey.

“Once in a while it will stop walking and it won’t budge unless you scratch it behind the ears,” says the clerk.

The man decides to buy it anyway, and pays for all the animals before starting his walk home.

On the way, the donkey suddenly stops and doesn’t move.

But the man has his arms full with the rooster and pullet, so has to stop a woman who is passing by to ask for help.

“Pardon me,” he asks politely, “would you mind holding my cock and pullet, while I scratch my ass?”

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