The birds and the bees

The birds and the bees.

Little Johnny's Pa decided that Johnny had gotten old enough to learn about the birds and the bees. The problem was, he didn't know how to approach the subject. So, sitting on the back porch one day, he starts to tell Little Johnny what's involved, but he keeps tripping over his own words. F... read more

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