A senior citizen drove his brand new Porche to 100 Miles/hr

A senior citizen drove his brand new Porche to 100 Miles/hr.

A senior citizen drove his brand new Porche to 100 Miles/hr. Looking in his rear view mirror, he spotted a police car right behind him. He accelerated to 140 Miles/hr then 150... then 170....Suddenly he thought, I am too old for this shit. So, he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for th... read more

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