I used to date a girl whose could text unbelievably fast Her fingers moved like lightning! But then she ran away and stole my old Jaguar

I used to date a girl whose could text unbelievably fast. Her fingers moved like lightning! But then she ran away and stole my old Jaguar.

I wish you could have seen my X Type

Did you hear about the guy whose spouse was hit by lightning?.

His entire wife flashed before his eyes.

Every time I walk through the cemetery I text my x.

Wish you were here.

Historians have discovered that human rights activist Malcolm X was actually just called Malcolm.

He was rather affectionate at the end of his text messages.

If someone just texts you "K", just reply with "L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z"

What do you call a haunted house, whose ghost could not pay the rent?.

Repossessed

Man buys an iPhone X.

A man was devastated after purchasing an Iphone X with Android features ...

Well, you could say that was uneXpected. I mean, he expected apple but IOno