I used to date a girl whose could text unbelievably fast Her fingers moved like lightning! But then she ran away and stole my old Jaguar

I used to date a girl whose could text unbelievably fast. Her fingers moved like lightning! But then she ran away and stole my old Jaguar.

I wish you could have seen my X Type

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