I used to date a girl whose could text unbelievably fast. Her fingers moved like lightning! But then she ran away and stole my old Jaguar.
I wish you could have seen my X Type
Did you hear about the guy whose spouse was hit by lightning?.
His entire wife flashed before his eyes.
Every time I walk through the cemetery I text my x.
Wish you were here.
Historians have discovered that human rights activist Malcolm X was actually just called Malcolm.
He was rather affectionate at the end of his text messages.
If someone just texts you "K", just reply with "L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z"
What do you call a haunted house, whose ghost could not pay the rent?.
Man buys an iPhone X.
A man was devastated after purchasing an Iphone X with Android features ...
Well, you could say that was uneXpected. I mean, he expected apple but IOno