Took me two hours to grill a chicken, yesterday.
And the fucken thing still wouldn't tell me why he crossed the road!
So I ruined the employee barbecue yesterday.
My boss wouldn't stop grilling me about it.
It took me two hours to grill a chicken the other day….
And it still didn't tell my why it crossed the road…
My wife wouldn't stop nagging me about not helping cook the chicken on the grill.
So I angrily got up and flipped the bird
Dadjoked my cousin who was manning the grill yesterday.
My cousin asked me how to calm down the fire. Without missing a beat, I turned to the grill and yelled Simmer down, you!
I can't decide whether to grill chicken breasts or chicken thighs.
I guess I'll just wing it
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the retard's house.
Me : Knock Knock
Friend : Who's there?
Me : The Chicken
