Took me two hours to grill a chicken, yesterday

Took me two hours to grill a chicken, yesterday.

And the fucken thing still wouldn't tell me why he crossed the road!

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So I ruined the employee barbecue yesterday.

So I ruined the employee barbecue yesterday.

My boss wouldn't stop grilling me about it.

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It took me two hours to grill a chicken the other day….

It took me two hours to grill a chicken the other day….

And it still didn't tell my why it crossed the road…

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My wife wouldn't stop nagging me about not helping cook the chicken on the grill.

My wife wouldn't stop nagging me about not helping cook the chicken on the grill.

So I angrily got up and flipped the bird

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Dadjoked my cousin who was manning the grill yesterday.

Dadjoked my cousin who was manning the grill yesterday.

My cousin asked me how to calm down the fire. Without missing a beat, I turned to the grill and yelled Simmer down, you!

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I can't decide whether to grill chicken breasts or chicken thighs.

I can't decide whether to grill chicken breasts or chicken thighs.

I guess I'll just wing it

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To go to the retard's house.

Me : Knock Knock

Friend : Who's there?

Me : The Chicken

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