How do you grill a vegetable?

How do you grill a vegetable?.

First you have to find a barbecue big enough for the wheelchair.

I'll be the first to admit I don't eat enough vegetables.

I just can't be arsed getting rid of the wheelchairs.

My friend was going to barbecue baby backs but fell in the way to the grill...

He broke his ribs.

Why was the computer nerd sad that there weren't any barbecues with wifi?.

Because there aren't any grills on the internet.

So I ruined the employee barbecue yesterday.

My boss wouldn't stop grilling me about it.

Do you remember that barbecue?.

You know, the one where I put my meat on your grill?

What's the hardest part about eating vegetable?

The wheelchair.