500$ Grilled Cheese Sandwich

500$ Grilled Cheese Sandwich.

A trucker who has been out on the road for two months stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!" The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my... read more

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500$ Grilled Cheese Sandwich.

500$ Grilled Cheese Sandwich.

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The trucker replies, "Listen darlin’, I’m not horny – I’m just homesick."

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What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich?.

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Why don't old grannies have sex?.

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A horse enters a deli...

A horse enters a deli...

... and says "Give me a grilled cheese sandwich with tomatoes, peppers, jalapeños, pickles, mustard, mayonnaise, ketchup, and relish."

Without a word, the deli owner, standing behind the counter, gets to work on the grilled cheese sandwich with tomatoes, peppers, jalapeños, pickles, mustard, mayonnaise, ketchup, and relish.

A while later, she presents him his meal. "Here's your grilled cheese sandwich with tomatoes, peppers, jalapeños, pickles, mustard, mayonnaise, ketchup, and relish."

The horse smiles, accepts the food, and asks her, "I bet you were surprised when you saw a horse enter the deli and order a grilled cheese sandwich with tomatoes, peppers, jalapeños, pickles, mustard, mayonnaise, ketchup, and relish."

"Not really," she said. "I like it that way myself."

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