Hand Jobs $20 (NSFW)

Hand Jobs $20 (NSFW).

A man walks into a sandwich shop and looks at the menu board. It readsGrilled Cheese - $3Ham and Cheese $5Roast Beef - $6Hand jobs -$20A beautiful blond with huge tits comes to the register and says "what will you have handsome?""Are you the one that gives the han... read more

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