If Bear Grylls could grill bears, how many bears could Bear Grylls grill?.
As many as Bear Grylls' grill could bear.
I am surprised by the fact that bears don't grill...
...but a Bear Grylls.
What's the difference Bear Grylls and Budweiser fans?.
Bear Grylls has to drink piss to survive.
A bunch of nature television stars decide to have a barbecue.
Bear Grylls taught me that in an emergency situation, one can survive by drinking their own urine.
Thankfully Reddit came back on before I could fill the can
Why is Bear Grylls a good friend to take to the movie theater?.
He sneaks his own drinks in.
A bear walks into a restaurant.
And asks for a grilled... ... Cheese. "What's with the big pause?" Asks the waiter. "I'm a bear." Says the bear.