A man was taking a train to the city from a rural town, when he saw the most beautiful blonde he'd ever laid his eyes on

A man was taking a train to the city from a rural town, when he saw the most beautiful blonde he'd ever laid his eyes on.

Upon close inspection, it seemed that the woman was a country bumpkin; and that he overheard her say to an attendant that it was her first time riding a train, and going to a big city.Because his lust was too strong, he was determined to take advantage of her and waited for an opportunit... read more

Why do you keep saying flail?.

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. -------Overheard on the train.

What's the advantage of dating a homeless woman?.

You can drop her off anywhere

How come no baby train?.

Back then, my father took a ride on the Union Pacific, and he overheard this conversation between a mother and her little girl:

— Mommy, mommy, how come the big cow in the field has a baby cow with her, the big horse in the field has a baby horse, but the big train doesn't have a baby train?

— I dunno, sweetheart. I guess you should ask the conductor. Well, here he comes!

The conductor comes around, and as he goes by the little girl's seat, she asks him:

— Mister conductor, how come the big cow in the field has a baby cow with her, the big horse in the field has a baby horse, but the big train doesn't have a baby train?

— My little girl, that's because Union Pacific always pulls out on time!

What's the one advantage if Hillary Clinton is elected President?.

We'll only have to pay her 77¢ on the dollar

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?.

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

“ Yo momma so fat ...

..her fart caused the Big Bang! “* overheard neighbour’s kids and I chuckled!*