A man was taking a train to the city from a rural town, when he saw the most beautiful blonde he'd ever laid his eyes on

A man was taking a train to the city from a rural town, when he saw the most beautiful blonde he'd ever laid his eyes on.

Upon close inspection, it seemed that the woman was a country bumpkin; and that he overheard her say to an attendant that it was her first time riding a train, and going to a big city.Because his lust was too strong, he was determined to take advantage of her and waited for an opportunit... read more

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