A train gets struck by lightning.
There are 2 people on the train - the driver and a lady.Who dies first to electrocution, provided the driver is a good conductor?
A train conductor was struck by lightning 15 times and miraculously survived.
It turns out he was a bad conductor
How did the train employee survive electrocution?.
He was a good conductor.
I came with this one up myself and I'm looking for feedback.
Why do electricians like talented train drivers?.
Because they’re good conductors
Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?.
Because they're bad conductors.
Because they're good conductors
Why don't self aware train drivers go through thunderstorms?.
Because they know they're good conductors.