My friend Nick is known as the grill master amongst us, but his ground burgers are undeniably the best

My friend Nick is known as the grill master amongst us, but his ground burgers are undeniably the best.

He's got a real Nick knack patty whack!

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There's this girl named Patty-Whack who works in a bank.

There's this girl named Patty-Whack who works in a bank.

a lot of money, and I can vouch for its worth because my father is Mick Jagger."

Patty-Whack, confused, hesitantly goes to her boss to ask her what to do. Her boss ponders for a moment, then replies:

"It's a nick-nack, Patty-Whack! Give the frog a loan! His old man's a rolling stone!"

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Did you hear that a mob boss was killed...

Did you hear that a mob boss was killed...

Did you hear that a mob boss was killed in a rice field by assailants wielding small figurines?

Police are saying it's the first recorded instance of a knick knack patty whack.

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A Frog walks into a bank looking for a loan.

A Frog walks into a bank looking for a loan.

Bank Teller ("Whack" on her name tag"): Hello, what would you like?

Frog: I would like a loan.

Mrs. Whack: What is your name?

Frog: Kermit.

Mrs. Whack: You're not Kermit The Frog.

Kermit: No, I was named after him. Name's Kermit Jagger, father's name is Mick Jagger, mother's a frog.

Mrs. Whack: Okay, do you have any collateral

Kermit pulls out a tiny pink elephant

Mrs. Whack: Let me check that with my manager

Patty Whack goes into the back and asks the manger what the pink elephant is

Manager: That's a knick knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone.

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A mobster killed an Irishman with a porcelain doll.

A mobster killed an Irishman with a porcelain doll.

He was accused of knick-knack paddy whack

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Kermit the Frog went to the bank to request a loan.

Kermit the Frog went to the bank to request a loan.

The teller, Patty Whack, asked him for references.

"Well, my dad's Mick Jagger," Kermit replied.

Uncertain, Patty then asked him if he had any collatoral.

"Here's something from my shelf", he answered, handing her a small decoration.

Now confused, Patty told him she had to speak with her manager.

"Mr Jones," she said, "I don't know what to do. Kermit the Frog is asking for money, he says his dad is Mick Jagger, and his only collateral is this thing. I don't even know what it is!"

The manager replies, "It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

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I was grilling, and dropped a hamburger patty.

I was grilling, and dropped a hamburger patty.

Now it's ground beef

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