Boudreaux the Baptist

Boudreaux the Baptist.

Boudreaux was a Cajun highlander from Rapides Parish in central Louisiana who was born and raised a Baptist . Each Friday night after work, he would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak.Now, as a point of interest, all of Boudreaux's neighbors were Catholic and as such were for... read more

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Boudreaux the Baptist.

Boudreaux the Baptist.

bidden to eat meat on Fridays.

The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The priest came to visit Boudreaux and suggested that Boudreaux convert to Catholicism. Boudreaux agreed. After several classes and much study, Boudreaux attended Mass to be confirmed. As the priest sprinkled holy water over Boudreaux he said, "You were born a Baptist and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."

Boudreaux's neighbors were greatly relieved until the next Friday night arrived and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison again filled the air. The priest was called by some of his angry parishioners and told of Boudreaux'’s actions . The priest assured the callers that he would be there immediately. When he got there he rushed into Boudreaux's yard clutching a rosary. He was prepared to scold Boudreaux for what he was doing but what he saw and heard made him stop in amazement. There at the grill stood Boudreaux. He was clutching a small bottle of water, which he carefully sprinkled over the sizzling meat as he chanted: "You wuz born a deer, and you wuz raised a deer, but now you are a catfish."

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Boudreaux’s Annual Check-Up.

Boudreaux’s Annual Check-Up.

Boudreaux, an 80-year-old Louisiana Cajun, goes to the doctor for his every year check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape he is. "How do you stay in such great physical condition, Boudreaux?"“I stay in de swamp and I hunt and fish every day," say de old Cajun. "Dat's why I'm in su... read more

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Insuring the Army.

Insuring the Army.

Boudreaux, the smoothest-talking Cajun in the Louisiana National Guard, got called up to active duty. Boudreaux's first assignment was in a military induction center. Because he was a good talker, they assigned him the duty of advising new recruits about government benefits, especially the ... read more

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Classic Cajun joke my grandpa told me.

Classic Cajun joke my grandpa told me.

So Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are heading to the bayou to check the trot lines. Boudreaux hooks his truck to his boat trailer and connects the trailer lights.

He says, "Thibodeaux, Check to see if my brake lights are working!"

As Boudreaux presses the brakes, Thibodeaux says, "Yea, they workin!"

Boudreaux turns on the right blinker and says, "Alright how about my blinkers?"

Thibodeaux says, "Yes, no, yes, no, yes!"

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[Long] boudreaux and thibodeaux were a pair of good old country boys.

[Long] boudreaux and thibodeaux were a pair of good old country boys.

Boudreaux grew up to be a baptist pastor and thibodeaux became a catholic priest. These good friends even had their churches right across the street from each other. Well one day boudreaux was putting a sign in his church yard and that thibodeaux was putting up the exact same one. The both s... read more

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Two Cajuns were waiting at the bus stop when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of turf.

Two Cajuns were waiting at the bus stop when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of turf.

Boudreaux said, "I'm a'gonna do dat when I win da lottery!"

"What's dat?" asks Thibodeaux.

"Send da lawn off to be mowed."

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