A soldier heading home from the frontlines gets on a train

A soldier heading home from the frontlines gets on a train.

The soldier walks the length of the crowded train searching for a seat. He stops by a rich woman who has her dog sitting next to her. The soldier speaks in a calm , tired voice, "Ma'am, can you move your dog so I can sit down?"Offended and speaking in a high and mighty tone of vo... read more

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So an American WWII soldier finally takes a break from the frontlines...

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An English soldier has returned from the frontlines in France.

An English soldier has returned from the frontlines in France.

hen walks off, looking for another seat.

After a while, he returns to the women. He begs for the seat but the women still refuses. After a while, the soldier gets frustrated. He picks up the dog and throws her out the train window.

A passerby spots this. He walks over. "Blimey, your kind are quite stupid." The soldier asks, "How am I stupid?"

The passerby replies...

"You threw the wrong bitch out the window."

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A tired american soldier is on a train to london.

A tired american soldier is on a train to london.

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A woman on a train is refusing to let a tired soldier sit down.

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In London during WW2 an American soldier is on a train looking for a seat.

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e you're dog so i can sit there" she again says "no" the soldier walks off for a final time searches the train one last time for a seat doesn't find one he then returns to the woman picks up her dog and throws it out the window. The woman is livid and starts yelling obscenities at the soldier and asking if any one will chime in on her scolding. Finally a man on the train says "You know sir you Americans do always so stuff wrong you drive on the wrong side of the road, you misspell colour and now you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window."

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A Winter War joke.

A Soviet army is marching through a Finnish forest when a general hears a voice from over a hill shout: "one Finnish soldier is better than 10 Soviet soldiers!" The general promptly send 10 soldiers to root out the voice, there is gunfire, and then silence.After a few minutes, the vo... read more

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