I'm such a bad train operator, I can't even remember how many trains I've derailed

I'm such a bad train operator, I can't even remember how many trains I've derailed.

It's hard to keep track.

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I asked a train engineer how many times he's derailed the train.

I asked a train engineer how many times he's derailed the train.

He looked at me and said "I honestly don't know... It's hard to keep track".

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Train operator.

Train operator.

Before I was in the service industry I was a train operator. One day my boss told me I was a terrible train operator and asked how many trains I derailed.I wasn't sure, it's hard to keep track.

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My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”

My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”.

I answered, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”

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The derailed train.

The derailed train.

t stop and to everyone's shock started derailing into the field. For a couple of horrifying minutes everyone were holding on to their lives as the train hurtled through the field, into the woods until it came back on tracks.

Shocked and infuriated, one of the businessman rushed to the operator:

"What the *fuck* just happened!?" He screamed.

"Hey listen" The operator tries to explain "I was driving as usual and then there was this dude came out of nowhere in the middle of the tracks.."

"SO YOU DERAILED THE TRAIN?!" Screams the man "YOU COULD'VE GOTTEN US ALL KILLED! I'm sorry but you had to run him over!"

"WELL I TRIED DAMMIT" Answers the operator "But the fucker ran into the woods."

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A train in the US derailed for a bit then went back on track...

A train in the US derailed for a bit then went back on track...

after the train stopped, the boss of the station had a talk with the train driverBoss : What happened ?!Train driver : There was a guy in the middle of the track!Boss : so ? next time you have to hit the guy and not endanger the lives of hundreds of people.Train drive... read more

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The train driver.

The train driver.

A train was taking its usual route along a countryside track when it suddenly derailed itself and sped across a field before being driven back up onto its tracks. The train was stopped at the next station and the driver was questioned about his motives.​He explained that he had seen ... read more

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