Three lawyers and three engineers were travelling by train to a conference

Three lawyers and three engineers were travelling by train to a conference.

At the station, the three lawyers all bough tickets and watched as the three engineers bought one single ticket between them. "How are you three people going totravel on a single ticket?" asked a lawyer. 'Wait and watch,' answered an engineer.They all boarded the train. Thelawyers took t... read more

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Three Lawyers and Three Engineers were Traveling by Train to Conference.

Three Lawyers and Three Engineers were Traveling by Train to Conference.

At the station, each lawyer bought a ticket whereas the engineers bought only one ticket between them."How are you going to travel on a single ticket?" asked a lawyer."Wait and watch" answered one of the engineers.When they boarded the train, the lawyers took their seats, but the three e... read more

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Three lawyers and three engineers were travelling by train to a conference.

Three lawyers and three engineers were travelling by train to a conference.

At the station, each lawyer bought a ticket whereas the engineers bought only one ticket between them.

"How are you going to travel on a single ticket?" asked a lawyer.

"Wait and watch" answered one of the engineers.

When they boarded the train, the lawyers took their seats, but the three engineers crammed into a toilet and closed the door behind them. Shortly after the train started, the ticket collector arrived. He knocked on the toilet door and asked, "Ticket please." The door opened just a crack and a single

arm emerged with a ticket in hand. The ticket collector took it and moved

on. Seeing this, the lawyers decided to the same thing on the return trip.

So when they got to the station, they bought only one ticket. To their astonishment, the engineers didn't buy any.

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asked one of the perplexed lawyers.

"Wait and watch" answered an engineer.

In the train, the three engineers crammed into a toilet and the three lawyers into another nearby. Soon after the train started, one of the engineers got out of the toilet and walked to one where the lawyers were hiding.

He knocked on the door and said, "Ticket, please."

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Engineers and Lawyers.

Engineers and Lawyers.

Three lawyers are buying tickets for a train to Chicago. Ahead of them in line, three engineers purchase a single ticket.One of the lawyers asks, "How are you going to travel with just a ticket between the three of you?""Watch and you'll see," winks one of the engineers.The t... read more

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Three lawyers and three engineers were travelling by train to a conference.

Three lawyers and three engineers were travelling by train to a conference.

heir respective seats, but

all three engineers crammed into a toilet

and closed the door behind them. Shortly

after the train departed, the conductor

came around, collecting tickets. He

knocked on the toilet door and asked,

"Ticket, please." The door opened just a

crack and a single arm emerged with a

ticket in hand. The conductor took it and

moved on. The lawyers saw this and

agreed it was a clever idea. So recognizing

the engineers' superior intellect, after the

conference, the lawyers decided to copy them on the return trip and save some money. When they got to the station, they

bought a single ticket for the return

journey. To their astonishment, the

engineers did not buy a ticket at all. 'How

are you going to travel without even a

single ticket?' asked one of the perplexed lawyers. 'Wait and watch,' answered an engineer. When they boarded the train, the

three engineers crammed into a toilet. The

three lawyers crammed into another

nearby. The train departed. Shortly

afterwards one of the engineers left the

toilet and walked to the other toilet where the lawyers were hiding. He knocked on the door and said, "Ticket, please."

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Lawyers and Engineers.

Lawyers and Engineers.

Three lawyers and three engineers are at a train station on their way to a conference. The lawyers line up and buy three tickets, but the engineers only buy one ticket between the three of them. The lawyers are confused, and ask how the engineers plan on taking the train with only one ticket. The engineers just tell them to wait and see.

So they all board the train. The lawyers each take a seat, but the engineers all crowd in to a bathroom. The train starts moving and the conductor comes around punching tickets. He punches each of the lawyers' tickets, and then knocks on the bathroom door and says "Ticket please!" The engineers crack open the door and slide out the one ticket, which the conductor punches and then slides back through the door.

The lawyers think this is pretty clever, so on the return trip, they buy one ticket for the three of them, but then the engineers don't buy any tickets at all. The lawyers ask how the engineers plan on taking the train without any tickets, and the engineers just tell them to wait and see.

So once again they board the train. The three lawyers crowd into one bathroom, and the three engineers crowd into another bathroom. Once the train starts moving, one of the engineers exits the bathroom, knocks on the door of the lawyers' bathroom, and says "Ticket please!"

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Engineers and Lawyers.

Engineers and Lawyers.

rain arrives, and the six of them climb on. The three lawyers take their seats while the three engineers pile into a bathroom. The train gets underway.

A conductor starts making his rounds. Noticing the bathroom is occupied, he knocks on the door and asks, "Ticket, please."

The door cracks open a hair, and a single ticket is offered. The conductor punches it, and continues on.

The three lawyers admit that this is a good trick, and that they should try it on their next journey. As luck would have it, after spending a few days in Chicago, they see that the three engineers will be on board their train. The lawyers purchase a single ticket for the three of them, while the engineers don't buy a ticket at all.

One of the lawyers asks, "How are you going to ride, if you don't have a ticket?"

"Watch and you'll see," came the reply.

The lawyers get on the train, and scramble into a bathroom. The engineers cram themselves into an adjacent bathroom. The train leaves, and picks up speed. One of the engineers gets out of the bathroom, walks over to the lawyers' bathroom, and knocks.

"Ticket, please."

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