My ex girlfriend is a lot like my grill

My ex girlfriend is a lot like my grill.

They're both smoking hot and burned my house down.

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My last girlfriend was a lot like a microwave burrito.

My last girlfriend was a lot like a microwave burrito.

Smoking hot on the outsideIce cold on the inside

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Fire fighters throw the best parties.

Fire fighters throw the best parties.

They’ve got a lot of hose with smoking hot bodies.

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Fire fighters throw the best parties.

Fire fighters throw the best parties.

They've got a lot of hose with smoking hot bodies.

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Accidently burned dinner on the grill.

Accidently burned dinner on the grill.

Missteaks were made.

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Invest in grills!.

Invest in grills!.

They're hot steakholders!

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I embedded my teeth with diamonds and gold and burned my tongue.

I embedded my teeth with diamonds and gold and burned my tongue.

Lesson learned, don't put a grill in your mouth.

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