My ex girlfriend is a lot like my grill.
They're both smoking hot and burned my house down.
My last girlfriend was a lot like a microwave burrito.
Smoking hot on the outsideIce cold on the inside
Fire fighters throw the best parties.
They’ve got a lot of hose with smoking hot bodies.
They've got a lot of hose with smoking hot bodies.
Accidently burned dinner on the grill.
Missteaks were made.
Invest in grills!.
They're hot steakholders!
I embedded my teeth with diamonds and gold and burned my tongue.
Lesson learned, don't put a grill in your mouth.