Just after the US Civil War, a handsome and proper Texan Colonel, a beautiful young debutante, and a foppish city boy from the east found themselves travelling by train through the heartland of Texas

Just after the US Civil War, a handsome and proper Texan Colonel, a beautiful young debutante, and a foppish city boy from the east found themselves travelling by train through the heartland of Texas.

As they rode in silence, the Texan couldn't help but notice the city boy kept staring at the young woman. He scowled his disapproval each time he caught the boy's eye, but the boy kept staring at the woman.Finally, the city boy screwed up his courage, placed his hand on the debutante's knee,... read more

A priest was invited to attend a house party.

.Naturally, he was properly dressed and wearing his priest's collar.A little boy kept staring at him the entire evening. Finally, the priest asked the little boy what he was staring at. The little boy pointed to the priest's neck.When the priest finally realized what the boy was poin... read more

A city boy wants to be a farmer.

A young city boy is tired of being cramped up in the city and wants a fresh start out in the green pastures of the country. He sells his belongings and heads to the outer reaches of his state and eventually finds work on a farm. His first task was to successfully milk a cow. He has no id... read more

Typical Texan baby boy.

A man from Texas buys a round of drinks for everyone in the bar as he announces that his wife has just produced a typical Texan baby boy weighing twenty pounds. Congratulations shower all around, and many exclamations of “wow!” are heard.Two weeks later he returns to the bar. The bartender s... read more

Tried cracking a joke about deaf people, but I guess it wasn't funny.

They just kept staring at me.

A city boy spends the summer with his country cousins on a farm....

After a couple weeks the city boy asks his country cousins what they do for sex? The cousins explain they go down to the pig pen after dark and have their way with one of the sows (that is a female pig for you city people). The city boy says No Way! The cousins tell him it’s really good he shoul... read more

Me and my Asian friend were having a staring contest. He kept his eyes closed the whole time.