I wanted to get to know the new priest at my church

I wanted to get to know the new priest at my church.

My priest and I agreed to go fishing. We sat there talking and waiting for a bite until, finally, the priest snagged a large fish. As I helped him pull it out of the water I said,"This is a big son of a bitch."The priest stopped, "Son, why such salty language?"Wanting to save face I ... read more

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A priest enters a fish market.

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of the fish is a Son of a Bitch." Relieved, the priest tells him. "Well in that case, I'll take the son of a bitch with me."

Later on, the priest shows the fish to the bishop at the church. "My word." The bishop says. "That's quite a fish." The priest tells him. "I know. Maybe we can cook the son of a bitch later." The bishop says "I've worked with you for years and I've never heard you use such language." The priest explains "Oh. The name of the fish is a Son of a bitch. So it's quite fine." "Is that so?" The bishop says. "Well the pope is visiting. We can have the son of a bitch for dinner.

Later at dinner, the priest, the bishop and the pope are eating the fish. The priest says. "This son of a bitch is delicious." Then the bishop says "I've never had a son of a bitch this good." The pope puts down his fork and says "You know, you motherfuckers are alright."

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Fishing.

Fishing.

The parish priest went on a fishing trip.On the last day of his trip he hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel it in.The guide, holding a net, yelled, 'Look at the size of that Son of a B#tch!''Son, I'm a priest. Your language is uncalled for!''No, Father, that's... read more

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One day a priest was walking on a pier when he noticed a guy in a boat fishing.

One day a priest was walking on a pier when he noticed a guy in a boat fishing.

men exclaims, "Wow! That's a big son of a b****!" Realizing he's in the presence of a priest, the fisherman says, "Oh, father, I wasn't cursing. Ummm...that's the name of the fish species!"

The priest smiles and nods, saying, "Yes, this is a rather large son of a b***."

The priest takes the fish back to the monastery, and a young nun sees it. "Where did you get that fish, father?"

priest: "I caught this son of a b***!"

nun: "Father! Your language!"

priest: "No, my child. That's the name of the fish."

nun: "Oh, well I'll clean the son of a b*** for you!"

She takes the fish to the kitchen to clean it, and mother superior sees it.

MS: "Where'd the fish come from?"

nun: "This son of a b*** was caught by the priest!"

MS: "Sister! You are in the house of the Lord!"

nun: "No, that's the name of the fish."

MS: "Oh. I'll cook it for dinner. The bishop is coming tonight."

She cooks the fish, and they all sit down to dinner. Just as they start eating, the pope makes a surprise visit, and they invite him to join in their meal. He tastes the fish and proclaims, "This is the best fish I've ever eaten! Where did it come from?"

priest: "I caught the SOB!

nun: "I cleaned the SOB!"

MS: "I cooked the SOB!"

The pope rears back in his chair and pushes the miter back on his head. The three underlings suddenly realize what they've said, and there was dead silence. The pope props his feet on the table and says, "You f**kers are alright!!"

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Son of a bitch fish.

Son of a bitch fish.

swear.”

“Oh, sorry, padre, but that’s what it’s called – it’s called a ‘son-of-a-bitch fish.’”

“Oh,” replied the priest, “Is it good to eat?”

“Oh, father, it may be the most delicious fish on the planet!”

So the priest finished his vacation with a fine catch, packed it in ice, and drove back to the Church. When he arrived, Sister Mary came running to the car, exclaiming, “Father, father, welcome back! I hope you enjoyed your vacation, and I have fantastic news! The Pope is going to visit our Church tomorrow!”

“That’s wonderful,” said the priest, “we can serve this son-of-a-bitch that I caught.”

Blushing, Sister Mary said, “Oh, Father, such language!”

“No, no,” explained the priest, “That’s just what the fish is called – it’s a ‘son-of-a-bitch fish,’ and it’s reputed to be the most delicious fish there is.”

“Oh,” said Sister Mary; “in that case, I’ll clean the fish for Brother Isaac to cook,” and she took the fish into the kitchen.

Brother Isaac came into the kitchen and asked Mary what she was doing.

“I’m cleaning this son-of-a-bitch that the Father caught; we’re going to serve it for the Pope’s dinner tomorrow.”

“Oh Mary, if you don’t want to clean the fish, I’ll clean it.”

Laughing, Mary explained, “No, I’m not upset – that’s just the name of the fish – it’s a ‘son-of-a-bitch fish.’”

“Oh,” said Brother Isaac, “I see. Is it any good?”

And Mary said, “The son-of-a-bitch is supposed to be the most delicious fish in the world.”

“Hmmmm,” said Brother Isaac. “I know, I’ll prepare some special side dishes to go with the son-of-a-bitch.”

The evening of the Pope’s visit arrived, and the fish was served for dinner, and everyone enjoyed it.

“My goodness,” said the Pope, “that was the most delicious fish I’ve ever tasted!”

Grinning a huge grin, the Priest boasted, “I caught the son-of-a-bitch!”

Smiling with eyes aglow, Sister Mary said, “I cleaned the son-of-a-bitch!”

And beaming with pride, Brother Isaac said, “And I cooked the son-of-a-bitch!”

Smiling shyly, the Pope looked at each of them in turn and said, “You fuckers are all right!”

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