ME: I trained this chicken to talk

ME: I trained this chicken to talk.

HER: Let's hear then.ME: What's a male deer called?CHICKEN: BuckME: How much is 200 pennies worth?CHICKEN: Buck BuckHER: This is dumb.CHICKEN: It gets way better, Susan.

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