ME: I trained this chicken to talk

ME: I trained this chicken to talk.

HER: Let's hear then.ME: What's a male deer called?CHICKEN: BuckME: How much is 200 pennies worth?CHICKEN: Buck BuckHER: This is dumb.CHICKEN: It gets way better, Susan.

So, I trained a chicken to talk.

WIFE: Well, let's see

ME: What's a male deer?

CHICKEN: Buck

ME: How much is 200 pennies?

CHICKEN: Buck Buck

WIFE: This is stupid. Chickens just make that sound

ME: Oh believe me it gets better

CHICKEN: Yeah, just be patient Susan

Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies? (Dads joke).

The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.

Lincoln was placed on the penny. Obama was not quite worth a penny.

You're similar to a penny

Two faced but worth nothing

Fake people are like pennies.

Two-faced and not worth a dime.

2 deer walk out of a bar.

Deer 1: I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there!Deer 2: I can't believe I got fucked over by nearly 30 bucks in there!