Man is standing in line to get a train ticket

Man is standing in line to get a train ticket.

The woman behind the counter is very attractive, and has big breasts. When he goes up to the counter, the man blurts out, "Can I please have a one-way ticket to Tittsburg...uh...I'm sorry...I mean Pittusburg."As the woman is creating his ticket, he turns to the man behind him and says, "That... read more

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A man approaches the ticket counter at a train station, and notices that he and the attendant have matching black eyes...

A man approaches the ticket counter at a train station, and notices that he and the attendant have matching black eyes...

The man approaches the ticket counter, and says "Hey, look at that buddy, we've got matching shiners! How'd you get yours?"The ticket attendant replies, "Oh man, it's the damndest thing... this beautiful woman came up to the counter just SPILLING out of her shirt. Instead of saying 'Here's ... read more

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A man needs 2 tickets to Pittsburgh...

A man needs 2 tickets to Pittsburgh...

A man needs 2 tickets to Pittsburgh, so he approaches the ticket desk and encounters a rather large-breasted women behind the counter."I need 2 pickets to Tittsburgh" he says."Excuse me?" the ticket lady says, slightly offended."I'm sorry," the man replies. "I've been messing... read more

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A man walks up to the ticket counter at a theater and orders two tickets.

A man walks up to the ticket counter at a theater and orders two tickets.

"For Romeo and Juliet?" the ticket vendor asks."No," the man replies. "For me and my wife."

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Two long time friends are having a beer in a Pittsburgh bar.

Two long time friends are having a beer in a Pittsburgh bar.

One says "So this morning, when I was buying the ticket here, the woman behind the counter had the most beautiful breasts I've ever seen. Like they were huge and perfect. I just wanted to put my face in between 'em. When she asked me what I wanted, I was startled and blurted out 'I'll need one picke... read more

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A Picket to Tittsburgh.

A Picket to Tittsburgh.

I was at the local bus station to buy a ticket to Pittsburgh. While I was in line to purchase my ticket, I noticed the woman working behind the counter was stunning and had enormous breasts. I have always clammed up whenever I speak to women, let alone a gorgeous woman with a great rack, so I silent... read more

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"I would like one Lotto ticket, please."

"I would like one Lotto ticket, please.".

Upon reaching the counter at his local market our fellow says, "I would like one Lotto ticket, please." The woman behind the counter looks at him disappointedly. "You don't want a Lotto ticket."

Not dissuaded, the man says, "Yes I do. One Lotto ticket please."

"It's a fool's bet." The woman says.

"No matter." says the fellow. "One Lotto Ticket, please." That's when she snapped on him.

"Listen, Bub. Do you know what the odds of winning the Lotto are? Do you? They're the same odds as having a 747 jumbo jet flying directly overhead and having one of it's engines tear off it's wing, come plummeting down to earth and Crush You Dead!" That instant, the ceiling broke through as a jumbo jet engine crashed down and killed the fellow in line behind him.

"I would like two Lotto tickets, please."

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