An idiot moves to a very religious catholic neighborhood

An idiot moves to a very religious catholic neighborhood.

This particular idiot loved to eat chicken, so he grilled it every day. Now, on Fridays, the people of his neighborhood would get irritated that someone was eating meat when they had to abstain, so they took it up with their pastor. Their pastor then went to the idiot, and told him about the message... read more

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John Smith was the only Protestant to move into the large Catholic neighborhood.

John Smith was the only Protestant to move into the large Catholic neighborhood.

On the first Friday of Lent, John was outside grilling a big juicy steak on his grill. Meanwhile all of his neighbors were eating cold tuna fish for supper. This went on each Friday during Lent.On the last Friday of Lent the neighborhood men got together and decided that something just HAD... read more

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Joining the new church.

Joining the new church.

A Newlywed couple decide to join this amazing new church so they meet with the Pastor. "Pastor" says the Husband "what are the rules of your church? We want to join." "Just one" replies the Pastor "We are a deeply devout church and you must abstain from sex with each other for 30 ... read more

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A Pastor in a Neighborhood Pub.

A Pastor in a Neighborhood Pub.

A male pastor walked into a neighborhood pub to use the toilet. The place was hopping with music and dancing, until people saw the pastor. As the room quieted down he walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the toilet?"The bartender replied, "I really don't think you should.... read more

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@theRiver.

@theRiver.

A pastor was completing a sermon on abstaining from drinking alcohol.With great expression, he said, ‘If I had all of the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.’ With even greater emphasis, he said, ‘And if I had all of the wine in the world, I’d take it and ... read more

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Ole and Lena want to join the local church.

Ole and Lena want to join the local church.

30 days go by and Ole and Lena meet with the pastor again. Pastor asks “so, Ole and Lena, how did you do abstaining from sex for 30 days?”

Ole says “Vell, vee were doin pretty gud until ‘bout day 28. Lena was bending over to pick up a sack of potatoes, and I just couldn’t take it no more, I had to have her right then and there”

The pastor says “I’m sorry to hear that. I’m afraid that I won’t be able to welcome you into our church at this time”

Ole nods his head solemnly and says “yah, they won’t let us back into the grocery store no more, needer”

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So there are three couples.

So there are three couples.

Three couples—one elderly, one middle-aged, one young and newly wed—apply for membership in a church. The pastor informs them that the requirement for new parishioners is that they abstain from sex for two weeks. The couples agree and go their separate ways.After two weeks, they return. The ... read more

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