Ole and Lena want to join the local church.
30 days go by and Ole and Lena meet with the pastor again. Pastor asks “so, Ole and Lena, how did you do abstaining from sex for 30 days?”
Ole says “Vell, vee were doin pretty gud until ‘bout day 28. Lena was bending over to pick up a sack of potatoes, and I just couldn’t take it no more, I had to have her right then and there”
The pastor says “I’m sorry to hear that. I’m afraid that I won’t be able to welcome you into our church at this time”
Ole nods his head solemnly and says “yah, they won’t let us back into the grocery store no more, needer” Read More