Three inmates are on the train to the gulag

Three inmates are on the train to the gulag.

One of them decides to start a conversation.“So what did you guys do to end up here? I came to the factory late and they accused me of slowing down the revolution.”The second man says: “I arrived at the factory too early and they accused me of trying to rush the revolution.”T... read more

Three inmates are on the train to the gulag.

he third man says:

“I arrived at the factory right on time and they accused me of having a western watch.”

Three Russian prisoners sit in neighboring cells in the Gulag.

One of them asks the two others: "So what did you do?"The first one answers: "Well, I arrived late at the factory, and so they accused me of slowing down the Revolution and the victory of the Proletariat."The second one answers: "Well, I arrived early at the factory, and so they accu... read more

Three Russian men are in the gulag talking with each other.

They get to talking about why there were sent to the gulag.

I was sent here for coming early to work in the factory. I was accused of trying to put myself ahead of my fellow worker. The first one said.

Aye comrad I was sent for being late to work at the factory. I was accused of delaying the revolution. the second commiserated.

Well I was on time to work and I was still sent here. The third said.

Why? They ask.

I was accused of owning a western watch!

Why did workers in the industrial revolution have better sense of smell?.

It's because of all that time they spent in the ol-factory.

Nikolia, Sergei, and Alexander are in a Soviet era Gulag together when Sergei asks.

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Alexander: What about you Sergei?

Sergei: I was always on time for work so the government accused me of buying a western alarm clock on the black market.

I drove by the local jailhouse today. The inmates were out in the yard playing football. I slowed down and yelled,.

"Pass me the ball, I'm free!"