I hit a deer with my truck on the way home

I hit a deer with my truck on the way home.

And I really don't like it when meat goes to waste, so I guess it's a good thing I got it on the grille right away.

After hauling a deer on the back of my car, I was disappointed to find the meat had gone bad.

Guess thats what I get for putting it on the spoiler

A wife is making deer meat for her guests.

A wife is making deer meat for her guests.

They soon arrive and to impress them, she tells them her children can guess what animal the meat belongs to.

She asks her children but they are dumbfounded.

Not wanting to be embarrassed in front of her guests she gives them a hint.

"It's also the nickname I have for your dad."

The children push the plate away and say "I don't wanna eat donkeys"

Do you remember that barbecue?.

You know, the one where I put my meat on your grill?

Which side of a deer has the best meat?.

The inside.

A hunter shoots a deer and brings it home.

A hunter shoots a deer and brings it home, and has his wife clean it and cook some of it for dinner. The wife then serves it to the family. She says to the children: "Can you guess what this meat is? As a clue, it's something I call your father.""Don't eat it!" says one child to the othe... read more

The current pandemic has caused the price of deer meat to reach all time lows.

Deer testicles are under a buck.