What's the difference between trains and ambitious lunatics?

What's the difference between trains and ambitious lunatics?.

None. They're both locomotives.

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How do locomotives know where they're going?.

How do locomotives know where they're going?.

Lots of training.

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Why are Spanish trains so crazy?.

Why are Spanish trains so crazy?.

Because they're loco-motives

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How do locomotives know where they're going?.

How do locomotives know where they're going?.

Lot's of training

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There are two lunatics in a mental asylum...

There are two lunatics in a mental asylum...

So, there's two lunatics in a lunatic asylum and they're both due to have assessments to be released. They decide to make a pact that the first person who goes in to see the doctor will tell the other one the answers to the questions.So the first one goes in to see the doctor and the doctor ... read more

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Everyone knew it was the Spanish train operator who was behind the dead bodies hidden at the train station.

Everyone knew it was the Spanish train operator who was behind the dead bodies hidden at the train station.

He always had a locomotive.

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How do they educate locomotive drivers?.

How do they educate locomotive drivers?.

They train them

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