A man notices his wife’s butt is getting big..

A man notices his wife’s butt is getting big...

“I bet your butt is as big as my grill.”His wife rolls her eyes, but he gets a tape measure, measures her bottom, measures the grill, and teases her that they’re about the same size.That night, he tries to see if he can get lucky. “Not tonight,” says his wife.He asks her why ... read more

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