A nun, a blonde girl, a German and a Dutch sit together in a train compartment

A nun, a blonde girl, a German and a Dutch sit together in a train compartment.

The train goes through a tunnel, it gets dark. A loud slap can be heard, an outcry follows it. As the darkness fades a big red mark can be seen on the Dutch guys face. The Dutch thinks to himself "The German guy must have tried to grope the blonde, but she mistook us in the dark and hit me i... read more

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