A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train

A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the clo... read more

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A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and went to bed, he in the upper bunk and... read more

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A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

set to get me a second blanket?  I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!" 

After a moment of silence, he farted.

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A woman and man share a bunk bed on a train.

A woman and man share a bunk bed on a train.

e train company wouldn’t put a single woman and a single man to share a room together, but it was the last room on the train and the woman insisted she had to be in Chicago as soon as possible. The woman slept on the lower bunk and the man slept on the top bunk. The train departed as normal, but it was a colder than average night.After a while, the man said to the lady underneath “ I’m a little chilled, could I borrow a blanket”. The lady looked up and said “ y’know, we’re never gonna see each other again again, we’re on this train all alone, for one night, we have 9 hours to spare. Why don’t we pretend to be husband and wife for the night”. Guy gets excited and says “sure”. The lady says “ good, get your own fucking blanket”.

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A woman and man share a bunk bed on a train.

A woman and man share a bunk bed on a train.

There’s a train that goes every night from New York to Chicago. It’s an overnight train,where you get your own room to sleep in.It leaves New York at 1 in the morning and gets to Chicago at 10 in the morning. A man checks into his room, and suddenly the door opens and a woman checks in. Normally, th... read more

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A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train...

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train...

After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."The... read more

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A girl decides to take her boyfriend on holidays along with her family.

A girl decides to take her boyfriend on holidays along with her family.

During the night, the girl decides to sleep in the upper part of the bunk, and his little brother decides to sleep on the lower part.A few minutes later, her boyfriend arrives at the room. So, the girl and her boyfriend start to kiss and touch on the upper part of the bunk while her little b... read more

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