What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that gets right up in your face?

What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that gets right up in your face?.

Too close for comfort food.

Q: What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that gets right up in your face? A. Too close for comfort food.

A horse enters a deli...

... and says "Give me a grilled cheese sandwich with tomatoes, peppers, jalapeños, pickles, mustard, mayonnaise, ketchup, and relish."

Without a word, the deli owner, standing behind the counter, gets to work on the grilled cheese sandwich with tomatoes, peppers, jalapeños, pickles, mustard, mayonnaise, ketchup, and relish.

A while later, she presents him his meal. "Here's your grilled cheese sandwich with tomatoes, peppers, jalapeños, pickles, mustard, mayonnaise, ketchup, and relish."

The horse smiles, accepts the food, and asks her, "I bet you were surprised when you saw a horse enter the deli and order a grilled cheese sandwich with tomatoes, peppers, jalapeños, pickles, mustard, mayonnaise, ketchup, and relish."

"Not really," she said. "I like it that way myself."

What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich?.

Provalone

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Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich?

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