Someone threw a grill at my face.
The attack made headlines.
My neighbor had a BBQ party, and some guest threw a grill at his face.
My friend is in hospital after someone threw a bucket of limp penises at him...
... It was a flaccid attack
Someone made a movie about r/Jokes.
It's called, "Attack of the Clones."
How was the first copper wire made?.
Someone threw a penny inbetween two Jew's
Accidently burned dinner on the grill.
Missteaks were made.
Did you see the story in the newspaper about the sex attack at the laundry?.
The headline read "Nut screws washers and bolts"