For everyone that's getting coal for Christmas...
Maybe we can meet up and get the grill going
Christmas in the USSR is as such:.
good children get coal, bad children mine coal for next year
What did the bad rapper get for Christmas?.
Why did the Cephalopod get coal for christmas?.
Because he was on the nautilust.
What did the shoelace get for Christmas?.
Coal. He was on the knotty list.
A grill master wanted to load up the grill with more BBQ, but he was running low on hot coals ...
So, he decided not to brisket.
Why did 25 letters of the alphabet get coal for Christmas?.
Because they were not E