How are Egyptians, trains, and butts similar?

How are Egyptians, trains, and butts similar?.

They've got toot in common.

Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?.

They've got a "toot in common."

If two Egyptian pharaohs farted at the same time...

...did they toot in common?

I fart like an Egyptian pharoah...

We have a toot in common.

What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?.

Hey we have a toot in common.

What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?.

Toot-in-common

Did you hear about the flatulent Egyptians that met on Tinder?.

They had TOOT in common.