How are Egyptians, trains, and butts similar?.
They've got toot in common.
Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?.
They've got a "toot in common."
If two Egyptian pharaohs farted at the same time...
...did they toot in common?
I fart like an Egyptian pharoah...
We have a toot in common.
What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?.
Hey we have a toot in common.
What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?.
Did you hear about the flatulent Egyptians that met on Tinder?.
They had TOOT in common.