How are Egyptians, trains, and butts similar?

How are Egyptians, trains, and butts similar?.

They've got toot in common.

Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?.

They've got a "toot in common."

I fart like an Egyptian pharoah...

We have a toot in common.

If two Egyptian pharaohs farted at the same time...

...did they toot in common?

What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?.

Hey we have a toot in common.

What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?.

Toot-in-common

Did you hear about the flatulent Egyptians that met on Tinder?.

They had TOOT in common.