Once a panda walked into a restaurant...
...and ordered a hamburger and some fries. The waiter was surprised to see a panda in the bar but served him thinking it to be an intelligent animal as it ordered it's own food.
The panda finished its food and as it saw the waiter approaching it with the bill, it got up and shot him with a pistol. Fortunately, the wound was not fatal and the waiter lived. As the panda was leaving, the waiter croaked, "Why?".
The panda stops, turns around and whips out an encyclopedia page about pandas. It was very old and wasn't properly punctuated. It read, "Pandas: Eats, shoots and leaves." Read More