An old lady walks in a dinner and seats where she can see the cook, and asks the waiter for a hamburger

An old lady walks in a dinner and seats where she can see the cook, and asks the waiter for a hamburger.

He says "ok, hamburger." The old lady sees the cook stick the hamburger meat under his arm and slaps it on the grill. The old lady says,"Oh my God that is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen!" The waiter says, “That’s nothing you should see how he makes Donuts.

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An old lady walks in a dinner and seats where she can see the cook, and asks the waiter for a hamburger.

An old lady walks in a dinner and seats where she can see the cook, and asks the waiter for a hamburger.

He says "ok, hamburger." The old lady sees the cook stick the hamburger meat under his arm and slaps it on the grill. The old lady says,"Oh my God that is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen!" The waiter says, That's nothing you should see how he makes Donuts.

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A guy walks into a diner and sees the fry cook, with one arm, making hamburger patties by smashing meat under his armpit...

A guy walks into a diner and sees the fry cook, with one arm, making hamburger patties by smashing meat under his armpit...

The guy complains to his waiter that using his armpit to make burger patties is the grossest thing a fry cook could ever do to prepare food.

The waiter responds, I assure you it's not. In the morning he makes donuts.

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A guy walks into a diner and sees the fry cook, with one arm, making hamburger patties by smashing meat under his armpit...

A guy walks into a diner and sees the fry cook, with one arm, making hamburger patties by smashing meat under his armpit...

The guy complains to his waiter that using his armpit to make burger patties is the grossest thing a fry cook could ever do to prepare food. The waiter responds, “I assure you it’s not. In the morning he makes donuts.”

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A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders his meal........

A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders his meal........

The waitress brings his meal to him, and he takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see the cook. The waitress takes him back to the kitchen and he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, "That's disgusting!, and starts to gag. The waitress says, "You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts."

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A little old lady told me this at work.

A little old lady told me this at work.

Who is the most popular male at a nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee and 12 donuts.

And the most popular woman?

The lady that can eat the last donut without getting her hands sticky.

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Once a panda walked into a restaurant...

Once a panda walked into a restaurant...

...and ordered a hamburger and some fries. The waiter was surprised to see a panda in the bar but served him thinking it to be an intelligent animal as it ordered it's own food.

The panda finished its food and as it saw the waiter approaching it with the bill, it got up and shot him with a pistol. Fortunately, the wound was not fatal and the waiter lived. As the panda was leaving, the waiter croaked, "Why?".

The panda stops, turns around and whips out an encyclopedia page about pandas. It was very old and wasn't properly punctuated. It read, "Pandas: Eats, shoots and leaves."

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