How does a train eat?.
It goes CHEW CHEW
How do trains eat?.
They go chew chew!
Q: What is the difference between a teacher and a train? A: The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
What did the monster say when he saw a full train during rush hour?.
"Oh good! A chew, chew train!"Credit to the attendant at Balaclava Train Station in Melbourne. "Have a train-tastic Thursday night!"
What sound does a locomotive with fangs make?.
Chewing and eating are very similar things.
But getting chewed out and getting eaten out are very different.