A child wasn't toilet trained yet

A child wasn't toilet trained yet.

Whenever he used to go out with his mother, he would always say, "Mom, I wanna pee!", "Mom, I wanna pee!" His mother would quickly take him to a public toilet or to the bushes or something, so that he stops saying that.Now obviously the mother used to feel embarrassed, since everyone around ... read more

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A child wasn't toilet trained yet.

A child wasn't toilet trained yet.

him used to give weird looks when he said that. The child was grown up to speak properly, but didn't know how to pee yet. So she decided that from now on, they will use a different term for peeing.

"Son," she said to him. "It's not a good thing to say *I wanna pee* when there are people around. They will feel bad if they hear you speak like that. Do one thing, now if you want to pee, say *I wanna sing*, alright?"

"Alright," the child replied.

From that day onwards, whenever the child would go out with his mother, he would always say, "Mom, I wanna sing." and his mother used to understand what he's saying and take him to the toilet without any embarrassment.

One night, the child was sleeping between his parents. He wanted to pee. He shook his mother, but she was in deep sleep so she didn't respond. So he woke his father up instead.

"Huh, what happened?" his father tried gaining senses.

"Dad, I wanna sing," the child replied.

"What! At this time in the night? Go to sleep!" his father said, as he didn't know about this different term.

"No, I wanna sing right now," the child said desperately.

"No son, you cannot sing at this time in the night," his father was losing his patience as he really wanted to sleep.

"But I want to sing right now!" the child was losing his patience too.

His father sighed. "Alright, do one thing. Your mom is in deep sleep anyway. So just quietly sing in her ear."

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A young boys and his mother are waiting in the line in McDonald.

A young boys and his mother are waiting in the line in McDonald.

Suddenly the boy shouts: \- "Mom, I want to pee." The mother takes him to the toilet and tells him: \- "You are a grown up boy. Don't say you want to pee, again! Instead, tell me that you want to whistle then I will take you to the toilet".Now, it's night and the moth... read more

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One kid always embarrasses his mum...

One kid always embarrasses his mum...

the young boy was too loud, whenever he wanted to be taken to the toilet he shout out to his mum inappropriately "Mum I wanna pee". The mother got embarrassed everytime he said that specially infront of friends or family, so she taught him to use the word "whisper" instead of "pee".

Once in a family meeting...

kid shouts: I wanna whisper

the grandfather replied: Come whisper in my ears son.

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They said, pee on the side of the toilet to avoid noise.

They said, pee on the side of the toilet to avoid noise.

And I was using suppressor like a fool

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Toilet brush.

Toilet brush.

A man moves out of his mother’s house and buys a new home, he gets the house decorated he buys a toilet so his mother says she will buy him a toilet brush he uses the toilet brush for 1 week at the end of the week he gives the toilet brush back to his mother and says he’ll stick to toilet roll.... read more

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A woman pregnant with triplets catches three stray bullets from a drive-by shooting.

A woman pregnant with triplets catches three stray bullets from a drive-by shooting.

In the emergency room, a doctor tells her she and her unborn children will be fine but they could not remove the bullets. He informs her all is well and the children, two girls and a boy, will pee the bullets out in around 16 years.

So around the 16th year, the mother is in the kitchen making her morning coffee when one her daughters runs in, frantic and concerned.

"Mom! Mom! I was peeing and a bullet came out!"

Her mother tells her there's nothing to worry about and tells her the story.

Then around noon, the mother is in the garden watering some flowers when the other daughter comes outside and says

"Mom! Mom! I was peeing and a bullet came out!" The mother explains everything and goes back to watering.

That night the mother was laying in bed reading when her son burst into her room.

"Mom! Mom! I was-"

"Let me guess, you were peeing and a bullet came out?"

"No, no!" says the son, "I was jacking off and I shot the dog!"

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