I just got the whole alphabet tattooed on to my Dick

I just got the whole alphabet tattooed on to my Dick. Speechless? Let me put a few words in your mouth.

For Xmas I had the words “ I love you” tattooed on my dick.

My wife saidStop trying to put words in my mouth

I just sneezed while eating alphabet soup...

...took the words right out of my mouth.

Just tasteless.

A man gets the words "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his crank.His wife tells him "Quit putting words in my mouth!"

I was choking on some alphabet pasta when a lady asked if I needed help.

She took the words right out of my mouth.

I was choking on some alphabet pasta when a lady asked if I needed help.

She took the words right out of my mouth.[OC]

When I was little, my dad used to feed me alphabet soup, claiming that I loved it.

I didn't really; he was just putting words in my mouth.