I like to put grilled chicken in my egg and cheese stuffed breakfast burrito..

I like to put grilled chicken in my egg and cheese stuffed breakfast burrito...

Nothing warms my heart and stomach more than reuniting a mother and child.

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What do you call a drug stuffed burrito?.

What do you call a drug stuffed burrito?.

A burweedo

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What did the breakfast burrito say when it was being eaten for lunch?.

What did the breakfast burrito say when it was being eaten for lunch?.

Hey I'm not a LUNCH burrito! (courtesy of a 7 year old lol sorry)

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Inflation.

Inflation.

ipes up and says "$20?! back in my day we were just glad to get something warm in our stomachs!"

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I had breakfast at The Mesa Grill and got food poisoning. My lawyer said that I had a good case, but I'm a man.

I had breakfast at The Mesa Grill and got food poisoning. My lawyer said that I had a good case, but I'm a man.

I just didn't wanna sue Flay.

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Depression Era Prostitute NSFW.

t says “Y’all are a bunch of whiny bitches. Back in my day you were just happy to have something warm in your stomach.”

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So my wife walked in on me blowdrying my crotch...

So my wife walked in on me blowdrying my crotch...

And asked me what I was doing.

"Just warming up breakfast for you, honey."

First post, hope I'm doing this right.

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