I like to put grilled chicken in my egg and cheese stuffed breakfast burrito...
Nothing warms my heart and stomach more than reuniting a mother and child.
What do you call a drug stuffed burrito?.
What did the breakfast burrito say when it was being eaten for lunch?.
Hey I'm not a LUNCH burrito! (courtesy of a 7 year old lol sorry)
ipes up and says "$20?! back in my day we were just glad to get something warm in our stomachs!"
I had breakfast at The Mesa Grill and got food poisoning. My lawyer said that I had a good case, but I'm a man.
I just didn't wanna sue Flay.
Depression Era Prostitute NSFW.
t says “Y’all are a bunch of whiny bitches. Back in my day you were just happy to have something warm in your stomach.”
So my wife walked in on me blowdrying my crotch...
And asked me what I was doing.
"Just warming up breakfast for you, honey."
First post, hope I'm doing this right.