A proctologist fed up with his job decided to pursue his lifelong dream of becoming a diesel mechanic.
and reassembling a motor from stem to stern. The instructor, astounded, checks his work and gives him 200 points on the assessment.
Confused, he asks the instructor, “Sir, the exam was only worth 100. Why did you give me so much extra credit?”
The instructor replies, “You got 50 for perfectly tearing it down, 50 for putting the thing back together perfectly, and an extra 100 for doing it all through the tailpipe!” Read More