An OBGYN got tired of her career and decided to train to become a mechanic

An OBGYN got tired of her career and decided to train to become a mechanic.

Her final exam was taking apart a car engine and putting it back together. When she finished, the instructor announced that she scored a 150 on the exam even though it was only out of 100. When she asked how she scored so high, the instructor explained that she got the full 100 points for her work o... read more

A proctologist fed up with his job decided to pursue his lifelong dream of becoming a diesel mechanic.

and reassembling a motor from stem to stern. The instructor, astounded, checks his work and gives him 200 points on the assessment.

Confused, he asks the instructor, “Sir, the exam was only worth 100. Why did you give me so much extra credit?”

The instructor replies, “You got 50 for perfectly tearing it down, 50 for putting the thing back together perfectly, and an extra 100 for doing it all through the tailpipe!”

What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?.

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Three pregnant women are sitting around the waiting room the their OBGYN...

Three pregnant women are sitting around the waiting room at their OBGYN knitting jumpers for their expected babies. One woman reaches into her purse and pulls out a handful of pills and Swallows them. The other mothers look at her with disapproval stares and she says, "Oh no, these are just prenatal... read more

I did an exam on marijuana and ballistic weaponry.

Scored high on the first part, but bombed the second.

A woman is at her OBGYN appointment.

A woman is at her OBGYN appointment and is talking with her doctor about reconstructive surgeries. Her: I’m leaving my husband, and I read about this hymen reconstruction surgery that can restore your virginity. Does it really work?Doctor: Well, yes and no. Think of it this way, you ... read more

Sam got 20 out of 100 on a test.

He thought it was a nice *score*.