How Come Big Dogs Make Little Dogs and Big Cats Make Little Cats But Why Cant Big Trains Make Little Trains?

How Come Big Dogs Make Little Dogs and Big Cats Make Little Cats But Why Cant Big Trains Make Little Trains?.

I am 55 and this is my first joke that I learned and told. Little Johnny was wondering one day and decided to ask his dad.... “Dad, how come big dogs can make little dogs and big cats can make little cats but why can’t Big trains make little trains?”Little Johnny’s father replied “Well ... read more

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A little boy goes on a train ride...(long).

A thought occurs to him, so he looks up at his Mom and says, "Mommy, if big dogs have little dogs and big cats have little cats and big people have little people, why don't big trains have little trains?" Well, Mom doesn't want to engage in a "birds and bees" lesson with junior, so she punts and re... read more

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A mother and her son are sitting in an airplane.

A mother and her son are sitting in an airplane.

The kid looks up and asks, "Mommy? If big cats have little cats, and big dogs have little dogs, why don't big airplanes have little airplanes?"

Mom thinks to herself that he is too young and she doesn't want to get into this so she tells the boy, "Go ask the flight attendant; maybe she can answer that for you."

So, he walks up and asks, "Ma'am, if big cats have little cats, and big dogs have little dogs, why don't big airplanes have little airplanes?"

She had overheard the mother's attempt to pass this off and replies, "Tell your mom that I said it's because Southwest airlines always pulls out on time and have her explain that to you..."

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Little Johnny was walking around the block with his Dad one evening, when they came across two dogs knotted up. Johnny, "Dad, what are them two dogs up to?"Dad, "Well, Johnny, they're..uh..welp..uh..they're..well that's how they make puppies."Little more was said about it, and they made ... read more

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Little Johnny and his dad were walking through a park when they saw two dogs going at it.

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"What are they doing?" Little Johnny asked."They're making a puppy." was the reply.Later that night, Little Johnny walked in on his parents. "What are you doing?" "We're making you a sibling.""Well, turn her over. I want a puppy."

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Little Johnny and his dad are going for a walk in the park where they see two dogs humping.

Johnny asks Dad what are those dogs doing?

The dad gets flustered and says They are making a puppy

Later that night Johnny hears strange noises coming from his parents room. When he goes to investigate he sees his dad laying on top of his mom.

Johnny asks. What are you doing?

The dad says We are making you a little brother

To that Johnny replies

Well roll the bitch over cuz I rather have a puppy

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Southwest Airlines.

Southwest Airlines.

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Oakland to Kansas City.

The son, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and said: "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?

The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant.

So, the little boy asked the flight attendant: "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The flight attendant asked: "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?"

He said that she had.

With a clever grin, she said: "Tell your mother it's because Southwest Airlines always pulls out on time."

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