How time flys

how time flys.

A group of 15 year old boys discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at the McDonald’s next to Captain Jack’s Seafood Grille because they only had six dollars among them, they could ride their bikes there, and Jennie Webster, that cute girl in Social Studies, lives ... read more

How does Ronald McDonald introduce his wife?.

Meet Patty.

For everyone that's getting coal for Christmas...

Maybe we can meet up and get the grill going

The cast of the Matrix was having a barbeque.

The seafood was fresh off the grill. Keanu Reeves tasted it and exclaimed "What is this! It's like charcoal!"The cook turned and said "What if I told you...that's why they call me Laurence Fishburne"^I'll ^see ^myself ^out

A McDonald's grill operator starts kicking off about being underpaid.

swiftly takes out the angry cook!

Everyone looks at the manager, who just shrugs and says, "guess you've just gotta fight fryer with fryer".

A McDonald's grill operator starts kicking off about being underpaid.

He begins to beat the shit out of the other staff. The police arrive and he kicks their ass. The FBI turn up and he whips their butt too. The CIA, the military, even the U.S. Navy SEALs can't stop the guy. The manager thinks for a moment, then pushes another grill operator into the fray who ... read more

International relations.

The United Nations noticed that there was a lot of dissent among its ranks and relationships were strained. The UN leaders called a meeting and came up with a plan to increase morale that was discussed and agreed upon by all members. The plan was to take a representative from three different... read more